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{t: I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore } {key: C} {artist:Ben Colder (Sheb Wooley)} Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE Capo on 2 Spinney Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9VtCcCPyfY {c: } I stepped [C] outta the shower and I gotta [G] good look at my[C]self Pot [F] belly, bald head, man, [G] I thought I was somebody [C] else I [F] caught my reflection in the [G] mirror on the [C] back of the bathroom [F] door I [C] just don't look good [G] naked any[C] more {c: } So, I'm [C] goin' upstairs and turn the [G] bedroom mirror to the [C] wall I [F] hung it there when [G] I was trim and [C] tall I'd [F] stand there and smile, and [G] strut and [C] flex until my arms got [F] sore But I [C] just don't look good [G] naked any[C]more {c: } Well, [C] I used to go out with the girls I [G] loved them one and [C] all Now they [F] don't get very close to me They're [G] afraid that I might [C] fall {c: } Well, I [C] went to the Doctor for my [G] annual medical [C] exam I [F] Stood there in the [G] buff, and he said [C] "MAN" I [F] said "What is it Doc, some [G] fatal disease, I just [C] gotta know the [F] score" He said "You [C] just don't look good [G] naked any[C]more {c: } Well, [C] me and my wife had a dance routine Every[G]body said it was u[C]nique Now it's [F] only when we're back to back That we're [G] dancing cheek to [C] cheek {c: } Well, I [C] went to a nudie beach to [G] have some seaside [C] fun Stretched [F] out in my birthday suit, [G] soakin' up the [C] sun Some[F]body yelled, Hey [G] there's an old white whale [C] washed up on the [F] shore An’ I [C] just don't look good [G] naked any[C]more {c: } Yeah, [C] my arches fell, my chest went to hell And my [G] butt's a-draggin' the [C] floor An' I [C] just don't look good [G] naked any[C]more {c: } Thanks to: http://www.kanikapila.us/lyrics.html