Chords:
{t: Lipstick On My Dipstick }
{key: C}
{artist:Mike Krabbers}
Mr P Fritter , Mike Krabbers: https://soundcloud.com/krabbers/lipstick-on-my-dipstick
I [G] gotta red mark on my [C] willy, and I [F] don't know what it is
so I [C] went off to the doctor, for [G7] his diagno[G]sis
he [C] looked at it and poked at it
and [F] then started to laugh
he [G] said that it was lipstick
and I really need a [C] bath
{c: }
I got [F] lipstick all round my [C] dipstick,
and I [G] don't know where its [C] from
but with a [F] little bit of soap and [C] water,
pretty [D] soon it will be [G] gone
the [F] doctor put my mind at rest
it [C] was a big relief
with a [F] little bit of soap and water
there be [G] clean skin underneath
I got [F] lipstick all round my [C] dipstick
and I [G] don't know where its [C] from
{c: }
[G] So I [C] went up to the [Am] bathroom, and I [F] jumped in to the tub
I [G] put my hands around it, and I gave it a good [C] scrub
I [C] listened to what the doctor said
I [F] followed his advise
but it [G] felt so bloody good
that I had to wash it [C] twice
{c: }
I got [F] lipstick all round my [C] dipstick, and I [G] don't know where its [C] from
but [Bm] with a little bit of [F] soap and [C] water
pretty [D] soon [C] it will be [G] gone
the [F] doctor put my mind at rest
it [G] was a big re[C]lief
with a [F] little bit of soap and water
there be [G] clean skin underneath
{c: }
I got [F] lipstick all round my [C] dipstick
and I [G] don't know [F] where its [C] from
and I [G] don't know [F] where its [C] from
and I [G] don't know [F] where its [C] from
{c: }
Mike has lots of lovely twiddles in this song that I can't put down here
(and can't copy myself anyway) - hope you can improve on my transcription!
