Chords:
{t: Portaloo }
{key: C}
{artist:Mike Krabbers}
Mike Krabbers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6bBirg_CY8 Can't find full video
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[C] Da Da Da Da [A] Da Da Da Da [D] Da Da Da Da Da [C] Da
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[C] At a quarter to two in the [A] portaloo
My [D] watch fell off my [C] wrist
It clipped the seat and went [A] in the bowl
And [D] bounced into the a-[G]byss. [C]
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Now I [E7] could have let it [A] disappear
But that [D] notion made me [G] sad
It was a [C] Rolex copy, [A] made in China
[D] Passed [G] down from me [C] Dad
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[C] Da Da Da Da [A] Da Da Da Da [D] Da Da Da Da Da [C] Da
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[C] So I wrapped some tissue [A] round me face
To [D] mask me [G] from the [C] stench
The queue outside banged [A] on the door
But I'd [D] paid my 20 [G] pence
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Well I [E7] got down on my [A] hands and knees
And I [D] reached round for the [C] strap
The [C] smell was disgusting but [A] I kept on thrusting
[D] Up to my [G] elbows in [C] crap!
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[C] Da Da Da Da [A] Da Da Da Da [D] Da Da Da Da Da [C] Da
Da Da Da Da [A] Da Da Da Da [D] Da Da Da Da Da [G] Da
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Well [E7] after an hour I [A] found the watch
And it [D] looked as good as [G] new
But I [C] gave it a rinse and it [A] hasn't worked since
I's [D] stuck at a quarter to [C] poo
Yes I [C] gave it a rinse and it [A] hasn't worked since
It's [D] stuck at a quarter to [C] poo!
