Chords:
{t: Spoof - Five Foot One }
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To the tune of Five Foot Two – written by Steve Walton
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[C] Five foot one, [E7] where's he gone?
[A7] Maybe he's run off with Juan
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel? [Gdim] [G7]
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[C] Is he Basque? [E7] Didn't ask
[A7] Drinks his sherry by the cask
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel?
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Now if you [E7] come upon, a five foot one
[A7] Covered in hair
[D7] Don't be fazed, avert your gaze
[G7] Better not to risk a stare
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[C] Hairy chest, [E7] wears a vest
[A7] Not a girl like all the rest
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel?
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[C] Looks like Heston [E7] in El Cid
[A7] Supports Atlético Madrid
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel?
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Now if you [E7] chance upon, a five foot one
[A7] Gives you the eye
[D7] Turn your back, 'cos it's a fact
[G7] He'll never let a day go by
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[C] Garlic breath, [E7] lives on meth
[A7] Nearly scares me half to death
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel?
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[C] Slicked back hair, [E7] bad persona
[A7] Once had a trial for Barcelona
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel?
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Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen
Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen Mi[C]guel? [G7] [C]
