Chords:
{t: Infinite Monkey Cage, The }
{key: G}
{artist:Eric Idle}
Eric Idle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tdN5uEjnKs
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[C] I find [G] quantum mechanics [Bm] confusing to[E7]day
Now [A] science is [Bm] all the rage
The [G] Hadron Collider is [E7] banging away
[A] Trying to guess our [D7] age [C]
A [G] particle here, a particle there
In this [C] weird quantum world bits can [A] be any [D7] where
Which [G] might just explain [Bm] why I’m [E7] losing my [Bm] hair
In The [A] Infinite [Bm] Monkey [G] Cage
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[G] T’other day I heard Mrs. [Bm] Schrödinger [C] say
I’m going to [D7] put out the [G] cat [D7]
Mrs. [G] Heidinger said, [Bm] woo, it [E7] might be quite dead
I’m most [A] certain if you should do [D7] that
Un[G]less you’ve got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
I’d [C] leave that poor pussy a[A]lone in its [D7] box
That [G] cat may be as dead as a rat, [E7] you can [Bm] wage
In The [A] Infinite Monkey [Bm] Cage
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[G] Scientists say all the [Bm] world’s just a stage
That [A] physics is passing [Bm] through
[G] There may be an in[Bm]finite [E7] number of [A] me’s
And an infinite number of [D7] you (God help us)
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[G] Over in CERN, they are trying to learn
[C] What can the dark matter [A] be [D7]
[G] Who gives a fig [Bm] if a [E7] pig can do [Bm] trig
In The [A] Infinite [D7] Monkey [G] Cage
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[G] There’s many a [E7] superpositional thing
Is [A] blowing my mind to[G]day [C]
The [G] multiverse seems to be [E7] made out of string
[A] That’s what the particle [D7] physicists say [C]
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[G] If infinite monkeys type every day
[C] They may accidentally write [A] Hamlet the [D7] play
But they’d [G] probably just shit on it and [E7] throw it a[Bm]way
In The [A] Infinite [Bm] Monkey [G] Cage
[A] That naughty monkey
In The Infinite [Bm] Monkey [G] Cage without your trousers
[E7] In The [A] Infinite [Bm] Monkey [G] Cage
