Chords:
{t: Older Ladies Anthem, The }
{key: C}
{artist:Donnalou Stevens}
Donnalou Stevens : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4QzHeUE-CM
[C] Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen.
My [G] eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, [F] maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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[C] Well I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither.
My [G] hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, [F] maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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If [F] you don’t think I rock, we [C] ain’t gonna roll.
If [D] you don’t think I hung the moon, my [G] hot just turned to cold.
If you [C] wanna younger model, I [F] wish you well, sweet pea.
[G] Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve have, then you ain’t having [C] me.
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[A] I got [C] cellulite and achin’ feet
My [G] thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, [F] maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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[C] My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked.
[G] It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, [F] maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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See, [F] I’m no longer desperate. I’ll [C] only have a man
[D] If he has the smart to see how HOT that I still [G] am.
If you [C] want a younger model, I [F] wish you well sweet pea.
If [G] you can’t see what it is you have, you ain’t having [C] me. !
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[C] Older ladies, older [F] ladies, older [G] ladies... are DI[C]VINE!!! !
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[C] I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
[G] It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me,
[F] Maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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[C] Well I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest,
[G] and purt near hang all the way to my nest.
And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, [F] maybe [G] that’s not [C] love.
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If [F] you don’t think I rock, we [C] ain’t gonna roll.
If [D] you don’t think I hung the moon, my [G] hot just turned to cold.
If you [C] wanna younger model, I [F] wish you well, sweet pea.
[G] Cuz if you can’t see what it is you’ve have, then you ain’t having [C] me.
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[C] Older ladies, older [F] ladies, older [G] ladies... are DI[C]VINE!!!
[C] Older ladies, older [F] ladies, older [G] ladies..(WHAT ARE WE LADIES?) WE’RE DI[C]VINE!
