Chords:
{t: Don't Marry Her}
{artist: The Beautiful South}
{key:C}
Thanks to Ian Blackhouse for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxSborYK3Z4
{sos}
[C] Think of you with [G] pipe and slippers
[F] Think of her in [G] bed
[F] Laying there just [C] watching telly then [D7] think of me in[G] stead
{eos}
[C] Think of you with [G] pipe and slippers
[F] Think of her in [G] bed
[F] Laying there just [C] watching telly then [D7] think of me in[G] stead
I'll [C] never grow so [G] old and flabby, [F] that could never [G] be
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{c: }
Your [C] love light shines like [G] cardboard
But your [F] work shoes are [G] glistening
She's a [F] PHD in 'I [C] told you so'
You've a [D7] knighthood in 'I'm not [G] listening'
She'll [C] grab your Sandra [G] Bullocks and [F] slowly raise the [G] knee
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{c: }
And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran[F] cisco [C] Bay
And you [F] realise you can't make it any[C] way
You have to wash the car, take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park,
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{c: }
Those [C] lovely Sunday [G] mornings
With [F] breakfast brought in [G] bed
Those [F] blackbirds look like [C] knitting needles [D7] trying to peck your [G] head
Those [C] birds will peck your [G] soul out and [F] throw away the [G] key
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{c: }
And the [C] kitchen's always [G] tidy
The [F] bathroom's always [G] clean
She's a di[F] ploma in 'just [C] hiding things', you've a [D7] first in 'low e[G] steem'
When your [C] socks smell of [G] angels, but your [F] life smells of [G] Brie
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{c: }
And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran[F] cisco [C] Bay
And you [F] realise you can't make it any[C] way
You have to wash the car, take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park,
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
{sos}
[C] Think of you with [G] pipe and slippers
[F] Think of her in [G] bed
[F] Laying there just [C] watching telly then [D7] think of me in[G] stead
{eos}
And the [C] Sunday sun shines down on San Fran[F] cisco [C] Bay
And you [F] realise you can't make it any[C] way
You have to wash the car, take the [F] kiddies to the [C] park,
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
[F] Don't marry [G] her, have [C] me
