Chords:
{t: Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, The}
{artist:Bob Rivers}
{key:Am}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIvyqsOAbSM But in Em
{c: Sung to the Tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen}
The [Am] restroom door said Gentlemen
so [F] I just walked in[E7]side.
I [Am] took two steps and realized
I’d been [F] taken for a [E7] ride.
I [Dm] heard high voices, [C] turned and found
the [Am] place was occu[G7]pied.
By two [C] nuns, three old [E7] ladies and a [Am] nurse.
What could be [G7] worse?
Than two [C] nuns, three old [E7] ladies and a [Am] nurse.
{c: }
The [Am] restroom door said Gentlemen
it [F] must have been a [E7] gag.
As [Am] soon as I walked in there
I ran in[F]to some old [E7] hag.
She [Dm] sprayed me with a [C] can of mace
and [Am] smacked me with her [G7] bag.
I could [C] tell, this just [E7] wouldn't be my [Am] day.
What can I [G7] say?
It just [C] wasn’t turning [E7] out to be my [Am] day.
{c: }
The [Am] restroom door said Gentlemen
and [F] I would like to [E7] find.
The [Am] crummy little creep
who had the [F] nerve to switch the [E7] signs.
‘Cause [Dm] I got two black [C] eyes
and one high [Am] heel up my be-[G7]hind.
Now I can’t [C] sit with [E7] comfort and [Am]joy.
Boy oh [G7] boy.
(slow) Now I’ll [C] never sit with [E7] comfort and [Am] joy.
