Chords:
{t:Dear Abby}
{artist:John Prine}
{key:A}
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Dear [A] Abby, Dear Abby, my [D] feet are too [A] long
My [A] hair's falling out and my [B7] rights are all [E7] wrong
My [A] friends they all tell me, that are [D] no friends at [A] all
Won't you [A] write me a letter, won't you [E] give me a [A] call
[D] Si-[E]gned Be-[A]wildered
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[A]Bewildered, Bewildered you [D] have no com-[A]plaint
You [A] are what you are and you [B7] ain't what you [E7] ain't
So [A] listen up buster and [D] listen up [A] good
Stop [A] wishin' for bad luck and [E] knockin' on [A] wood
[D] [E] [A]
Dear [A] Abby, Dear Abby, my [D] fountain pen [A] leaks
My [A] wife hollers at me and my [B7] kids are all [E7] freaks
Every [A] side I get up on is the [D] wrong side of [A] bed
If it [A] weren't so expensive I'd [E] wish I were [A] dead
[D] Si-[E]gned Un-[A]happy
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[A] Unhappy, Unhappy, you [D] have no com-[A]plaint
You [A] are what you are and you [B7] ain't what you [E7] ain't
So [A] listen up buster and [D] listen up [A] good
Stop [A] wishin' for bad luck and [E] knockin' on [A] wood
[D] [E] [A]
Dear [A] Abby, Dear Abby, you [D] won't believe [A] this
But my [A] stomache makes noises when-[B7]ever I [E7] kiss
My [A] girlfriend tells me it's [D] all in my [A] head
But my [A] stomache tells me to [E] write you in-[A]stead
[D] Si-[E]gned Noise-[A]maker.
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[A] Noisemaker, Noisemaker, you [D] have no com-[A]plaint
You [A] are what you are and you [B7] ain't what you [E7] ain't
So [A] listen up buster and [D] listen up [A] good
Stop [A] wishin' for bad luck and [E] knockin' on [A] wood
[D] [E] [A]
Dear [A] Abby, Dear Abby, well [D] I never [A] thought
That [A] me and my girlfriend would [B7] ever get [E7] caught
We were [A] sittin' in the back seat just [D] shootin' the [A] breeze
With her [A] hair up in curlers and her [E] pants to her [A] knees
[D] Si-[E]gned Just [A] Married
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[A] Just Married, Just Married, you [D] have no com-[A]plaint
You [A] are what you are and you [B7] ain't what you [E7] ain't
So [A] listen up buster and [D] listen up [A] good
Stop [A] wishin' for bad luck and [E] knockin' on [A] wood
[D] Si-[E]gned Dear [A] Abby
