Chords:
{title:Dark Matter [F]}
{artist:Steve Walton}
{key:F}
Steve Walton, 2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68t9fUZ3oAs
[F] Dark Matter, the universe is full of it
[C] You can’t avoid [C7] the gravitational pull of it
[F] Dark Matter, interstellar flotsam
[C] Dark Matter, [C7] Jodrell Bank ain’t got none
[Bb] Dark Matter, the galaxy's composed of it
[F] Dark Matter, I’d like to just dispose of it
[C] Dark Matter, it don’t get any duller
[F] Dark Matter, only in one colour
[Bb] Dark Matter, the situation's comical
[F] Dark Matter, the cost is astronomical
[C] Dark [C7] Matter, you [Am/C] don’t know if you’ll [Caug] find it
[C#] Underneath the [C] sofa while you're [C#] Hoovering be-[C]hind it
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[F] Dark Matter, nobody can trust it
[C] You might just find, your [C7] mother used to dust it
[F] Dark Matter, hiding in the starlight
[C] Dark Matter, [C7] looks a bit like Marmite
[Bb] Dark Matter, it might be only theories
[F] But it gets much darker than a Swedish-Danish series
[C] Dark Matter, nobody has seen it
[F] Dark Matter, Windolene won't clean it
[Bb] Dark Matter, NASA Houston tracks it
[F] Dark Matter, the EU wants to tax it
[C] Dark [C7] Matter, I've [Am/C] got some in a [Caug] box
Well, [C#] eat your [C] heart out, [C#] Brian [C] Cox
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[F] Dark Matter, galactical phenomenon
[C] Next thing, they're [C7] selling it on Amazon
[F] Dark Matter, it gets between your toes
[C] Dark Matter, [C7] sticking to your clothes
[Bb] Dark Matter, they don’t appreciate it
[F] Dark Matter, you can't exfoliate it
[C] Dark Matter, a universal riddle
[F] Dark Matter, they’re stocking it in Lidl
[Bb] Dark Matter, you’d think there’d be a patent
[F] Dark Matter, I can't believe they haven’t
[C] Dark [C7] Matter you [Am/C] know it’s serious [Caug] when you
[C#] Find it in a [C] restaurant on the [C#] vegetarian [C] menu
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[F] Dark Matter, no one understands it, [C] but of course, [C7] that’s the way God plans it
[F] Dark Matter, you get a creepy feeling, [C] Dark Matter, [C7] is that some on the ceiling?
[Bb] Dark Matter, Darth Vader can’t defeat it, [F] Dark Matter, it’s harmless if you eat it
[C] All in all, does it really matter? [F] Yes or no? Well, probably the latter
[Bb] Dark Matter, there isn’t any doubt, [F] Dark Matter, there's a lot of it about
[C] Dark [C7] Matter, to-[Am/C]day my neighbour [Caug] said
[C#] Dark [C7] Matter? I [Am/C] found some in my [F] shed…
