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{t:Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women} {artist:Manitoba Hal Brolund} {key:Gm} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX_8PFm8yI0 {c: Thanks to Steve Walton for this one} {c: } {sot} Bass: G|-0----2-3--5--5-3-2-3--2-| {eot} {c: } [Gm] When the carnival came to this rural town, [Cm] every fool want to lay his money down, we got the [Gm]/ Ferris wheel and games of chance, we got the [D7] Tunnel of love for pure romance. [Gm] Men will believe in what they see, you [Cm] put it on a poster and they'll believe, every- [Gm] body wants to hear the bearded lady sing, and [D7] this sideshow's got everything {c: } Got the, [Cm]/ Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women, [Gm] Everybody pay a dollar to see 'em [Cm]/ Got a piece of the one true cross, [D7] {stop} Got the bones of a union boss, [Gm]{234} {c: } [Gm] Jake Leg Chester and Boot Leg Sam, were [Cm] working at the carnival but they had a plan [Gm] Saturday night when the tent was full, [D7] they were gonna rob the carnival. They would [Gm] grab the cash, jump a train, and [Cm] never come back to this town again, they would [Gm] hide in the bushes till they hear the bell, [D7] grab the cash and run like hell {c: } From the [Cm]/ Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women, [Gm] Everybody pay a dollar to see 'em [Cm]/ Got a piece of the one true cross, [D7] {stop} Got the bones of a union boss, [Gm]{234} {c: } [Gm]/ Bearded lady was still singing her song, when the [Cm] Mississippi freight train came along [Gm] Jake Leg Chester grabbed the cash and ran, and [D7] Bootleg held a gun on the ticket man. They [Gm] ran for the tracks but they missed the rail, the [Cm] dog-faced boy was still chasing his tail, [Gm] they stashed the cash and paid the cost, they [D7] hid it in the bones of the union boss, [Gm] {234} {c: } No-one [Gm] ever found the money, I know it's a fact, they [Cm] took those boys away and they ain't coming back When the [Gm] sheriff came around, looking for the dough, I [D7] hid it, down in my bed roll I [Gm] left that town without thinking twice, I [Cm] found my own way to Paradise [Gm] Got myself a truck and a small sideshow, [D7] every single summer I hit the road {c: } With my [Cm] Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women, [Gm] Everybody pay a dollar to see 'em [Cm] Got a piece of the one true cross, [D7] {stop} I got the bones….{slow} the bones of a union [Gm] boss {234 123 stop} {c: } Copyright Hal Brolund 2010 (SOCAN) http://www.manitobahal.com/