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{t: Redback On The Toilet Seat} {artist: Slim Newton} {key: D} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEqmnOfV6Q {c: } [D] [A] [D] There was a [D] redback on the toilet seat when [G] I was there last night I [A] didn't see him in the dark but [A7] boy I felt his [D] bite I jumped high up into the air and [G] when I hit the ground that [A] crafty redback spider wasn't [A7] nowhere to be [D] found {c: } I rushed in to the missus told her [G] just where I'd been bit she [A] grabbed the cutthroat razor blade and I [A7] nearly took a [D] fit I said, "Just forget what's on your mind and [G] call the doctor please Cos' I've [A] got a feeling that your cure is [A7] worse than the di-[D]sease {c: } There was a [G] redback on the toilet seat when I was there last [D] night I [E7] didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his [A7] bite And [D] now I'm here in hospital, a [G] sad and sorry plight and I [A] curse the redback spider on the [A7] toilet seat last [D] night [A] [D] {c: } I can't lay down, I can't sit up and I [G] don't know what to do And all the [A] nurses think it's funny but that's [A7] not my point of [D] view I tell you it's embarrasing and [G] that's to say the least, For [A] I'm too sick to eat a bite, while the [A7] spider had a [D] feast. {c: } And when I get back home again, I'll [G] tell you what I'll do. I'll [A] make that Redback suffer for the [A7] pain I'm going [D] through. I've had so many needles, I'm [G] looking like a sieve. And I [A] promise you that spider hasn't [A7] very long to [D] live. [A] [D] {c: } There was a [G] redback on the toilet seat when I was there last [D] night I [E7] didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his [A7] bite And [D] now I'm here in hospital, a [G] sad and sorry plight (slowing) and I [A] curse the redback spider on the [A7] toilet seat last [D] night [G] [D]