Chords:
{t: Sawing A Lady In Half}
{key: G}
{artist:Craig Robertson}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0jifDvVncs
{c: Thanks to Steve Walton for this !! }
Intro:[Em7] [Gdim] [Em7] [Gdim]
[Em7] He comes on [Gdim] stage with a [D7] smile [D7]
He has [Em7] teeth like a [Gdim] Nile croco-[D7]dile [D7]
He [Am] does some small [D7] tricks and some [Am] prestidigita-[D7]tion
His [Am] lovely assi-[D7]stant causes [Am] quite a sen-[D7]sation
As she [Em] climbs in a [Em] coffin and [Bm] pulls down the [Bm] top
He [Am] takes out a [Am] saw, some-[D7]body yells [D7] "Stop"
He’s [G] sawing a [C7] lady in [D7] half [D7]
He [G] makes a small [C7] joke, [Cm] everyone [D7] laughs
There’s [Am] nothing to [D7] fear ‘cause it’s [Em] all done with [Bm] mirrors
[Am] Sawing a [D7] lady in [G] half {234 1234 1234 123}
He [Em7] saws and she [Gdim] screams but it’s [D7] all in good [D7] fun
He [Em7] pushes, both [Gdim] halves, ap-[D7]art when he’s [D7] done
His [Am] lovely assi-[D7]stant [Am] wrinkles her [D7] nose
[Em] Across the [Bm] room, she [Am] wiggles her [D7] toes [D7]
He’s [G] sawing a [C7] lady in [D7] half [D7]
He [G] makes a small [C7] joke, [Cm] everyone [D7] laughs
There’s [Am] nothing to [D7] fear ‘cause it’s [Em] all done with [Bm] mirrors
[Am] He’s sawing a [D7] lady in [G] half {234 1234 1234 123}
The [Em7] cut is so [Gdim] clean, there’s no [D7] blood or no [D7] gore
[Em7] No messy [Gdim] liquids run [D7] out on the [D7] floor
The [Am] ladies all [D7] faint and the [Am] men all turn [D7] green
It [Em] is the most [Bm] wonderous
[Am] thing that they’ve [D7] seen [D7]
He’s [G] sawing a [C7] lady in [D7] half [D7]
He [G] makes a small [C7] joke, [Cm] everyone [D7] laughs
There’s [Am] nothing to [D7] fear ‘cause it’s [Em] all done with [Bm] mirrors
He’s [Am] sawing a [D7] lady in [Em7] half [Em7] {234 1234 1234 123}
[Am] sawing a [D7] lady in [Em7] half [Em7]
[Am] sawing a [D7] lady in [Em7] half [Em7][Em7] [G]
