Chords:
{title:Jesus Christ I'm Nearly 40} {artist:Billy Connolly} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn7KhFfevo Capo 3 {key:D} {c: Tune of What a Friend we Have in Jesus} [D] Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly [G] forty [D] My pubic hair is going [A] grey [D] I can't cut the mustard like I [G] used to [D] I think it's [A7] downhill all the [D] way Oh [A7] please don't dump me by the [D] seaside Don't [G] shout as if my [D] ears don't [A7] work [D] Never let me pee my [G] trousers Don't [A] let me dribble down my [D] shirt The [D] hair that once flowed round my [G] shoulders Is [D] drifting off just like the [A7] tide That [D] thing that was my little [G] parting Is [A] now about four inches [D] wide And [A7] when you see me on the [D] buses Oh [G] please don't [D] offer me your [A7] seat Or [D] when you're crunching on those [G] apples [G] I'll be sucking boiled [D] sweets I [D] can't play squash or go out [G] jogging For [D] fear my heart is going to [A7] burst I [D] think that beds were made for [G] sleeping And [A] that's a whole lot bloody [D] worse I [A7] think I'll stay at home this [D] evening And [G] watch what-[D]ever's on the [A7] box [D] I must buy some thermal [G] knickers A [A] night cap and some woolly [D] socks [D] Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly [G] forty [D] My pubic hair is going [A] grey [D] I can't cut the mustard like I [G] used to [D] I think it's [A7] downhill all the [D] way