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Jesus Christ I'm Nearly 40

artist:Billy Connolly

, writer:Billy Connolly



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 {title:Jesus Christ I'm Nearly 40}
{artist:Billy Connolly}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn7KhFfevo Capo 3
{key:D}
{c: Tune of  What a Friend we Have in Jesus}
[D] Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly [G] forty 
[D] My pubic hair is going [A] grey 
[D] I can't cut the mustard like I [G] used to 
[D] I think it's [A7] downhill all the [D] way 

Oh [A7] please don't dump me by the [D] seaside 
Don't [G] shout as if my [D] ears don't [A7] work 
[D] Never let me pee my [G] trousers 
Don't [A] let me dribble down my [D] shirt 

The [D] hair that once flowed round my [G] shoulders 
Is [D] drifting off just like the [A7] tide 
That [D] thing that was my little [G] parting 
Is [A] now about four inches [D] wide 

And [A7] when you see me on the [D] buses 
Oh [G] please don't [D] offer me your [A7] seat 
Or [D] when you're crunching on those [G] apples 
[G] I'll be sucking boiled [D] sweets 

I [D] can't play squash or go out [G] jogging 
For [D] fear my heart is going to [A7] burst 
I [D] think that beds were made for [G] sleeping 
And [A] that's a whole lot bloody [D] worse 

I [A7] think I'll stay at home this [D] evening 
And [G] watch what-[D]ever's on the [A7] box 
[D] I must buy some thermal [G] knickers 
A [A] night cap and some woolly [D] socks 

[D] Oh Jesus Christ I'm nearly [G] forty 
[D] My pubic hair is going [A] grey 
[D] I can't cut the mustard like I [G] used to 
[D] I think it's [A7] downhill all the [D] way 				




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