Chords:
{t:If My Nose Was Running Money}
{artist: Aaron Wilburn}
{key:C}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmGXlFTmAV0 Capo 4, 150 secs in
{c: Got some extra verses based on Moron Brothers}
{c: Thanks to John Arkinstall for this very funny song}
[C] You ask me if I loved you [F] and if my love is [C] true
Well if I were a rich man [D7] here is what I'd [G7] do
I'd [C] buy you a diamond ring and a [F] new fur coat or [C] two
If my nose was running money I'd [G7] blow it all on [C] you
If my nose was running money I'd [F] blow it all on [C] you
I'd buy you a Cadilac a [D7] new Mercedes [G7] too
I'd [C] build you a mansion [F] upon that mountain [C] top
If my nose was running money but [G7] honey, it's [C] snot!
If my nose was running money you'd [F] have anything you [C] please
Anytime you wanted cash [D7] all I'd have to do is [G7] sneeze
Honey [C] you'd win the lottery [F] when I have a cold or [C] flu
If my nose was running money I'd [G7] blow it all on [C] you
It's a [F] booger of a problem I've [C] got
I wish my nose was running money but it's [G7] snot!
I'd [C] buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or [C] two
If my nose was running money [G7] I'd blow it all on [C] you
If my nose was running money let me [F] tell you what I'd [C] do
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of [D7] that old gray [G7] mule
I'd [C] carry you down to the store and buy you a [F] brand new pair [C] shoes
And you not have to be plowing bare footed [G7] the way you always [C] do
If my nose was running money we could [F] have anything we [C] please
Any time you wanted cash all I'd [D7] have to do is [G7] sneeze
Why [C] we'd be living high on the hog and the [F] hog wouldn't be so [C] lean
If my nose was running money honey we'd be [G7] rollin' in the [C] green
If my nose was running money you'd [F] have anything you [C] please
Anytime you wanted cash [D7] all I'd have to do is [G7] sneeze
Honey [C] you'd win the lottery [F] when I have a cold or [C] flu
If my nose was running money I'd [G7] blow it all on [C] you
It's a [F] booger of a problem I've [C] got
I wish my nose was running money but it's [G7] snot!
I'd [C] buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or [C] two
If my nose was running money [G7] I'd blow it all on [C] you
{c:Slowing}
If my nose was running money honey [G7] I'd blow it all on [C] you
