Chords:
{t: I Am A Vacuum Cleaner} {key: D} {artist:Black Parrott Seaside} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWhx251CSq4 Capo 4 {c: Thanks to Mark Coburn } [D] [A] [D] x2 [D] Moulded together by a peasant’s [G] claw Con-[A]structed to serve [G] things up off the [A] floor [D] Built like a spaceship never gonna [G] soar [D] Press my buttons and [A] he-ear me [D] roar {c: } [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd {c: } [D] [A] [D] [D] Dragged through the bedroom pushed through the [G] hall [A] Drawing pins and insects [G] I’ve seen them [A] all My [D] home is a cupboard my owners are a [G] bore The [D] man is a shift worker and his [A] lady is a [D] whore {c: } [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd {c:Spoken + Light strum or picking } [D] I went to fight the yankees in the good ol’ civil [G] war They [A] said I’d be a hero and I got [G] shot in the [A] jaw Got [D] blown up by a cannon landed in a catfish [G] pond The [D] preacher said don’t worry son there’s a-[A]nother life be-[D]yond [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd {c: accapella} I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a bird I’ve heard of reincarnation, but this is absurd I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a bird I’ve heard of reincarnation, but this is absurd I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a bird I’ve heard of reincarnation, but this is absurd {c: } [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd [D] I am a vacuum cleaner with the brain of a [G] bird I’ve [D] heard of reincarnation, but [A] this is ab-[D]surd