Chords:
{t: Merry Christmas From The Family}
{key: G}
{artist:Robert Earl Keen}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqN483jm6JE
{c: Thanks to Susan McCarthy }
[G] Mom got drunk and [C] Dad got drunk [G] at our Christmas [C] party
[G] We were drinking [Em] champagne punch and [C] homemade egg-[D]nog
[G] Little sister brought her [C] new boyfriend
[G] He was a [C] Mexican
[G] We didn't know what to [Em] think of him until he [C] sang
Feliz Navi-[D]dad, Feliz Navi-[G]dad
Brother Ken brought his [C] kids with him
[G] The three from his [C] first wife Lynn
[G] And the two [Em] identical twins from his [C] second wife Mary [D] Nell
[G] Of course he brought his [C] new wife Kay
[G] Who talks all [C] about AA
[G] Chain smoking while the [Em] stereo plays [C] Noel, [D] Noel
The First No-[G]el
[D] Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
[C] Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
[D] Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
[C] We need some ice and an extension chord
[D] A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
[C] A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
[G] Halelluja every-[Em]body say cheese
[C] Merry Christmas from the [D] fami-[G]ly
Fran and Rita drove from [C] Harlingen
[G] I can't remember how I'm [C] kin to them
[G] But when they tried to plug their [Em] motor home in
They [C] blew our Christmas [D] lights
[G] Cousin David knew just [C] what went wrong
[G] So we all waited out on [C] our front lawn
[G] He threw a breaker and the [Em] lights came on
And [C] we sang Silent [D] Night, oh Silent [G] Night, [C] oh Holy [G] Night
[D] Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
[C] Make Bloody Marys, 'cause we All Want One!
[D] Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
[C] We need some celery and a can of fake snow
[D] A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
[C] A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
[G] Halelluja, every-[Em]body say cheese
[C] Merry Christmas from the [D] Fami-[G] ly
[C] Feliz Navi-[G] dad!
