Chords:
{t: When You Are Old And Grey }
{artist: Tom Lehrer}
{key: G}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOZH0y7VxE
{c: from https://tomlehrersongs.com/ }
[D7] Since I [G] still appreciate you,
Let's [E7] find love while we [Am] may,
Because I know I'll [D7] hate [D7] you
When [Am7] you're [D7] old and [G] grey.
[G] So say you love me here and now,
I'll [E7] make the most of [Am] that. [E7]
[Am] Say you love and [C] trust me,
For I [G] know [Am] you'll dis-[E7]gust me
When you're [A7] old and [D7] getting [G] fat.
An [G] awful debility,
A [C] lessened utility,
A [D7] loss of mobility
Is a [G] strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll [D7] lose my vi-[D]rility
And [Em] you your fertility
And [A7] desira-[D7]bility,
[D7] And [G] this liability
Of [C] total ste-[Am]rility
Will [D7] lead to hostility
And a [G] sense of fu-[G]tility,
So let's act with agility
While we still [D7] have facility,
For we'll [Em] soon reach senility
And [A7] lose the a-[D7]bility.
Your [G] teeth will start to go, dear,
Your [E7] waist will start to [Am] spread.
In twenty [C] years or so, [D7] dear,
I'll [Am7] wish that [D7] you were [G] dead.
[G] I'll never love you then at all
The [E7] way I do to-[Am]day.
[Am] So please re-[C]member,
When I [G] leave [Am] in De-[E7]cember,
I [A7] told you [D7] so in [G] May. [F] [G]
