Little Dealer Boy

 {t: Little Dealer Boy}  
{key: C}  
{artist:Stephen Colbert and Willie Nelson} 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb1qMfamgUU  
{c: Thanks to PPH Ukulele Army} 

| [NC] [C] | [F] | [C] |
 
[NC] I have no money in my [C] coffer 
No gold or silver do I [G] bring   
Nor have I precious jewels to [G] offer       
To celebrate the newborn [C] king
 
[NC] Yet do not spurn my gift com-[C]pletely 
Oh ye three wise men please [G] demur
Behold a plant that smokes more [G] sweetly    
Than either Frankincense or [C] Myrrh
 
And like the child born in this [F] manger     
This herb is mild yet it is [C] strong                                  
And it brings peace to friend and [F] stranger                              
Goodwill to men lies in this [G] bong
 
And now my wonder weed is [C] flaring (Are you high?) 
Looked like that special star a-[G]bove (Can it be?!)
Pass it around in endless sharing (On Christmas Day!)                           
And let not mankind Bogart [C] love (You'd smoke my tree.)
 
And the wise men started [F] toking  
And yea the bud was [C] kind                          
It was salvation they were [F] smoking                               
And it's forgiveness blew their [G] mind
 
And still that wonder weed is [C] flaring (Are you high?)
Looked like that was once a-[G]bove (You're so high.)
Pass it around in endless sharing (Dude, man, dude!)        
And let not mankind Bogart [C] love 
(You're really high; I'm gonna tell your Savior)
 
And let not mankind Bogart [G] love
 
[C] [F] [C]