Chords:
{t: Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne }
{artist: Jim Stafford}
{key: C}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8hqz-AUZqQ
{c: Thanks to Joe Caruso}
INTRO COUNT: 1 2 3 4
[C] [C] There was a lady in a window,
In the [G] room across the way.
From the hotel I was staying in,
While [F] on my holi-[C]day. [C]
I [C] couldn't help but see everything,
Cause I was [G] peeping, I confess.
Still, after dinner every night, she [F] had the strangest [C] guest. [C]
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She'd [C] retire to her favorite chair, and [G] sit there with a dog.
Fill the crystal glasses while the [F] fire danced on the [C] log. [C]
Well, I [C] watched them drink their bubbly brew, [G] 'til that fire grew dim.
Then I stuck my head out the window,
And said, 'WHY NOT [F] ME INSTEAD OF [C] HIM'!!?? [C]
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Oh, your [F] bulldog drinks [G] champagne,
And [C] I ain't one to com-[F]plain.
But, what a [C] perfect waste of [F] wine it seems to [G] me. [G]
So, [C] honey, tell ol' [F] rover that the [C] big dog's coming [F] over... [F]
Cause any [C] woman that'd get a [Am] bulldog drunk, [Am]
Would [F] have to be [G] good to [C] me. [C]
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[C] Fourteen days and fourteen nights, not [G] one word did I hear.
Her with her silk and champagne, and [F] me in my shorts with a [C] beer. [C]
She just [C] left the curtains wide, and [G] I knew she knew I could see.
Her and the pug-nosed mutt,
Guzzling [F] wine and teasing [C] me. [C]
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Oh, your [F] bulldog drinks [G] champagne,
And [C] I ain't one to com-[F]plain.
But, what a [C] perfect waste of [F] wine it seems to [G] me. [G]
So, [C] honey, tell ol' [F] rover that the [C] big dog's coming [F] over... [F]
Cause any [C] woman that'd get a [Am] bulldog drunk, [Am]
Would [F] have to be [G] good to [C] me. [C]
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So I [C] made a bolder move, I went [G] over and rang her bell.
I heard growling from inside, and [F] I got scared as [C] hell. [C]
Then the [C] bulldog staggered out the door, and he [G] said, 'How do you do?'
But the lady bit me on the leg,
And I said [F] rrrruuuffff, I love you [C] too! [C]
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Oh, your [F] bulldog drinks [G] champagne,
And [C] I ain't one to com-[F]plain.
But, what a [C] perfect waste of [F] wine it seems to [G] me. [G]
So, [C] honey, tell ol' [F] rover that the [C] big dog's coming [F] over... [F]
Cause any [C] woman that'd get a [Am] bulldog drunk, [Am]
Would [F] have to be [G] good to [C] me. [C]
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