Chords:
{t: Nothing Ever Happens} {key: C} {artist:Del Amitri} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVOzaDBEmc Capo 5 {c: Thanks to Dave Walsh} [C] Post office clerks put up signs saying 'Position [Am7] Closed' [C] And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their[Am7] coats [F] Janitors padlock the [C] gates for [G] security guards to [F] patrol And bachelors phone up their [C] friends for a drink While [G] the married ones turn on a [F] chat show And they'll [C] all be lonely to-[F]night and lonely to-[C]morrow [C] 'Gentlemen, time please, you know we can't serve any [Am7] more' [C] Now the traffic lights change to stop when there's nothing to [Am7] go [F] And by five o' clock everything's [C] dead and every [G] third car is a [F] cab, And ignorant people [C] sleep in their beds Like the[G] doped white mice in the [F] college lab Chorus: [C] And nothing ever [F] happens, [C] nothing happens[F] at all: The [Am] needle returns to the [F] start of the song And we [G] all sing along like [F] before And we'll [C] all be lonely to-[F]night and lonely to-[C]morrow [C] Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody [Am7] there [C] The Martians could land in the car park and no one would [Am7] care The [F] close-circuit cameras in [C] department stores Shoot the [G] same movie every [F] day And the stars of these films neither [C] die nor get killed Just [G] survive constant [F] action replay [C] And nothing ever [F] happens, [C] nothing happens[F] at all: The [Am] needle returns to the [F] start of the song And we [G] all sing along like [F] before And we'll [C] all be lonely to-[F]night and lonely to-[C]morrow [D] [Am7] [D] [Am7] [C] [D] [C] [D] [C] [C] And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody [Am7] needs [C] While 'Angry from Manchester' writes to complain about [Am7] all the repeats on TV; And [F] computer terminals [C] report some gains on the [G] values of copper and [F] tin, While American businessmen [C] snap up Van Goghs for the [G] price of a hospital [F] wing {c: Slow on last line} [C] And nothing ever [F] happens, [C] nothing happens[F] at all: The [Am] needle returns to the [F] start of the song And we [G] all sing along like [F] before And we'll [C] all be lonely to-[F]night and lonely to-[C]morrow