Chords:
{t: Brand New Ukulele}
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{key: C}
{c: thanks to Rik Hoskin (Printerlele Rik) for this Geordie Parody}
[C] I went to Central at Gatesheed last neet, why aye, why [G7] aye
[G7] I started strumming and thowt something's not reet," why aye why [C] aye
I'd [C] browt me new uke, with a new set of strings, why aye, why [F] aye
[F] But they started stretching noo I [G7] can-n't play a thing [G7]* [G7]* [G7]*
{soc}
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele, but I can't keep in key
[C] I start a song in "F" but it slips reet doon to "C"
I [F] tried to use me tuner but I've lost its battery
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele but, I [G7] can't keep in [C] key
{eoc}
[C] A complete stranger waaks into the bar, why aye, why [G7] aye
[G7] He said that's aa'ful - here try my guitar, why aye, why [C] aye
I was devistated - I was in a reet fix, why aye, why [F] aye!
[F] I've only fower fingers and to play [G7]* that, I'd need six [G7]* [G7]* [G7]*
{soc}
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele, but I can't keep in key
[C] I start a song in "F" but it slips reet doon to "C"
I [F] tried to use me tuner but I've lost its battery
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele but, I [G7] can't keep in [C] key
{eoc}
[C] I was upset - y'knaa - it {sob} was {eob}scaring me, why aye, why [G7] aye
I looked up and they're aal glaring at me [C] why aye, why [C] aye
[C] I decided then, there's only one thing to do why aye, why [F] aye
[NC] I give up the uke, and stick with the kazoo! [G7]* [G7]* [G7]*
{c: play along with kazoo}
{soc}
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele, but I can't keep in key
[C] I start a song in "F" but it slips reet doon to "C"
I [F] tried to use me tuner but I've lost its battery
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele but, I [G7] can't keep in [C] key
{eoc}
{c: Kazoo only}
Noo [C] I've got a brand new ukulele but, I [G7] can't keep in key
{c: Kazoo and Uke}
[C]* [C]*
