Chords:
{title: My Brother}
{artist: Terry Scott }
{key: Dm}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inee2wKsXsk
{c: Play these chords behind the first talking verse }
[C] [G] [C] [G]
Phew! There's something funny round here
What is it?
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told about you and put on record
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
Thank you
[C] Who put [G] salt in the [D] sugar [G] bowl?
[C] Who put [G] fireworks [D] in the [G7] coal?
[C] Who put a [G] real live [F] toad in the hole?
[NC] My [C] brother
[C] Who put [G] jam in [D] mother's [G] shoe?
[C] Who made [G] real cater-[D]pillars [G7] stew?
[C] Who locked [G] grandad [F] in the loo?
[NC] My [C] brother
My [F] brother said it [E7] wasn't [A7] he
Who [D7] put sham-[G7]poo in [C] grandma's [G7] tea?
My [F] brother said that [E7] it was [A7] me
My [D7] brother's rotten!
[C] Who squeezed [G] toothpaste [D] round the [G] hall?
[C] Who put [G] soot in the [D] baby's [G7] b****?
[C] Who drew [G] things on the [F] garden wall?
[NC] My [C] brother
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{c: sorta acapella with [C] [G] in background}
[C] You ought to [G] see what he drew
[C] Ah, what a [G] surprise
[C] Nobody knew [G] what it was really
[C] But everybody had a [G] jolly good idea
[C] And he wrote [G] slogans
[C] "Down with [G] young mothers" [C] that was [G] one
[C] 'Cause he don't think [G] my mum knows [C] how to bring [G] us up right
[C] I don't [G] think so either
[C] You know [G] every [C] night when we're [G] wide awake,
[C] she makes us [G] go to bed
[C] And in the morning [G] when we're [C] fast [G] asleep,
[C] she makes us [G] get up
[C] Whose pet [G] mouse made [D] auntie [G] shriek?
[C] Who ate [G] glue and [D] couldn't [G7] speak?
[C] What clever [G] dick was [F] sick for a week?
[NC] My [C] brother
[C] Who keeps [G] maggots [D] in a [G] tin?
[C] Plays the [G] twist on his [D] vio-[G7]lin
[C] Who's been [G] gettin' [F] at the gin?
[NC] My [C] brother
He [F] looks just like a [E7] chimney [A7] sweep
But [D7] dirt they [G] say is [C] just skin [G7] deep
I [F] know he's good when [E7] he's a-[A7]sleep!
[NC] But you don't know what he's dreamin' about (do ya)
[C] Who wouldn't [G] mind if I [D] ride his [G] bike?
[C] Who lets me [G] shoot his [D] gun if I [G7] like?
[C] Who says I'm [G] best at [F] football, ludo, snakes and ladders?
[C] Hide-and-seek, [F] chasin' each other up and down the garden
[C] Pinchin' little girls up the high street
[F] Well, he's gotta say I'm [C] best
[C] 'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm
[F] best at everything, I'll [C] bash him, haha [F]
[C] My [G7] lovely, lovely [C] brother
[NC] Come on, come on mate, let's get out of here
Before you fall down the hole in the middle
Come on give us your hand' we're gonna wal..
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya - Woo! [G] [C]
